Thursday, 30 May 2013

For Ever Alone And Happy



Tanhai Hamari Shiddat se hai hamey Pyari,
Zikr Nikah ka chalta raha,
Majnoo aatey gaye......aagey nikal gaye,
Hasinayein aur bhi theen.......

In the journey of Pride & Prejudice comes the ghastly end of dreams, staring you at the mirror called Life. Desires of a thousand miles, dreams touching the sky and am still stuck!!

Marsha Collier got proposed #willyoumarryme on twitter admist millions of tweeps. It was a blast furnace scenario for others...........bruaha ha ha. Ran from facebook to take refuge in twitter......but little birdy turned nasty.From being abused by Right wing Trolls towards Secular tweets.....to being hit upon by unchained lovers on the loose. Twitter can be both nasty & hilarious at times.

But last night was unbearable......everybody was talking about Love Shuv te marriage.........please spare a thought about we Singles you nasty lots. Jawani tho MBBS karte guzar gayi...........baki bachi kuchi MD/MD seat ki talaash mein kat rahi hai.
Now where do we Singles take refuge..........deactivated account!!

Men who seemed aloft, humorous, mast maula types, but are suprisingly caring , sweet and respectful towards the one woman, what are they called?
Breeds who eye every other woman right in front of your nose and still show immense effection towards You........can confuse any woman.
What do i label them as........ Geeks on the Loose or Lovers on the prowl (LP)

Where can i find my Sikander, A man whose virtue is governed by his deeds and not by his impulses, urgues and greed. I thought i've found him........not literally but to some extent.

Repeating again Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus........Mars being still explored and Venus twinkling brightly.
Saale Kutte Zindagi bhar exploring hi karte rehte hain...........kabhi Angel pie to kabhi Chikni to kabhi Juicey.........and Venus bechari twinkling gaze banke rehjati hai.

Few Venus are to be blamed though to attract The Geeks on prowl..........by right left centre "autumm" poses, with inches of concealer on to look chikni. Pep talks, love quotes & uninhibited.........attract Mars. Aur Doggy bhow bhow karte nikal letey hain.

Sikander is every girls fantacy, a one woman only man, Rajjo's  Pandeyji..............In reality its a mirage.

Aadmi bulbula hai paani ka, kya pata zindagani ka.

When the bubble breaks its a hell of a nightmare.........sleepless nights, missed hours, morning blues, skipped meals..........is all of it worth for some Loose Geeks?? But still women are surprisingly attracted towards adulterous Shreks.

No wonder decent men remain waiting in the line............
Contemplating to give a try to the ordinarily smart favourite guy! Favourite guy, everybody's pal , smiling, witty, smart yet is the boy next door. He's neither popular nor fame frenzy but works up his ladder. They can be called Sikander?? hmmmm...........dont know.

Here they are the "Ring Agents". Nope! they are'nt circus geeks but very honourable Mummy ka beta's. Propose you at the drop of a hat!!
"Swamy" start it with #willyoumarryme, just to be taken aback. What the heck.........jaan na pehchan aap hamare phooldaan!! "Swamy" try to make up your mind telling "We will know each other in due course".

So do women get lured into #willyoumarryme hashtag. A man with long term relationship on the card, can be trusted upon. He eye's your companionship and not the glamourous youth.
But wants you to change for him, give up your identity to be his Mrs Perfect.
Can he be called Sikander!.......hmmm.........??

Where can i find my Sikander..........
Sigh* I can never find him. He's not in my best buddy..........he's not in my Mr Perfect, he's nowhere.
Sikander is a myth.........

Decent, introvert, committed girls are looked upon as Chaadar mein lipti hui Devi........fit to be respected!! Irony!
Deviyon ke bhi Devtayai hai yar.........
Mandir mein Devi ke Saath Devta ko bhi pooja jaata hai.......

Aashnaai thi tumse aye dost par koi Khuloos nahi tha,
Do chaar baatein thi magar Dil manoos nahi tha,
Hasinayein tumhe raas ayi, Hum akele Safar-e-Veeraan tay kar gaye









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